“I’m not impressed by your perverted mouth breathing”

Transformers was pretty amazing. My heart started beating three times faster than usual whilst watching the movie, that’s got to say something right?

Anyway, the whole cinema was packed with people. Nearly every single seat was taken. Honestly though, if I were one of the people sitting really close to the screens, I’d just wait for another day to watch the film or for the DVD release. Why spend $7.50 and strain your neck? I reckon those dudes out front spent a lot of time looking at the legs of the Autobots and Decepticons.

I don’t want to be a spoiler, so bits and pieces about the movie will be hidden. Click at your own risk.

Things I learnt from watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
1] Never go to college when evil alien robots are invading your planet and waging war because you have information that is important to them. But when will that happen right?
2] The only reason why some girls are seriously hot is because they’re evil alien robots; this is why they barely have emotions like normal humans. The girls could just be hot because they were lucky to inherit really good genes though. Either that or they’re sneaky and they put on a lot of make up.
3] If you’re a guy, never make out with a hot girl you don’t know. She could be an evil alien robot with a 5 foot long tongue. Then again she could just be a hot girl you don’t know.

That’s about it really, ahaha.

In any case, the movie was pretty great. The visuals for this film was better compared to the previous movie because the latter had rather slightly confusing and messy visuals. And I like the fact that female Autobots were introduced in the film. They got really injured in the war though, so that sucked. I hope there’ll be more female Autobots in the third instalment.

The bit where Optimus got stabbed in the chest got me a bit sad for a while. A long while after Optimus was stabbed, Sam, too, died or passed out for a while. But he had a vision of the Dynasty of Primes and reawakened to revive Optimus with this key that he found. The key actually disintegrated into dust when Sam found it but after the vision, the key regenerated. Optimus was still kinda weak so Jetfire, an old and ailing Decepticon who decided to side with the Autobots, gave Optimus his own spark and parts. Optimus became all badass, but still remained a good robot, and destoryed the Sun Harverster and ripped The Fallen into scraps of metal.

The only thing I didn’t like while watching the film was the fact that plenty of little kids were in the cinema with me. They made lots of noise when there was a kissing scene and were generally very irritating. And the one behind me perpetually kicked my seat. Grrrr!

I don’t mind kids at all but really, behave, damn it! And if I were a parent, I wouldn’t really want my kids to watch that sort of movie. Not until they’re at least 11 because there were some bits that were really unsuitable for those little ones. And I KNOW they’re below 10 years old.

That’s all then. Until the third instalment, I shall keep a close eye on my electronic gadgets and hope they won’t transform into violent, mentally unstable alien robots whose only aim in life is to destroy humans.

Kidding.