We interrupt this programme

TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM NO LONGER GOING TO STUDY MATHEMATICS.

EVER!

That is all.

Well, except for one more thing: This week’s F1 race will be the last for this season and I’m pretty sad about it.

In any case, go RBR. You too, Ferrari. I’m going to miss seeing you in red, Kimi.

Before I go, have you guys heard about the mantyhose? It’s basically pantyhose for dudes. I heard about it on the radio a couple of weeks ago and oh God, I think it’s so ridiculous. I swear, if I see a guy wearing mantyhose, I will stop in my tracks, point directly at him, laugh, continue pointing, laugh some more and then say “DUDE. WHY ARE YOU WEARING PANTYHOSE?” I’m all for guys wearing eyeliner, or guyliner, putting on body lotion and stuff but mantyhose is over the line.

Keep it real everyone.

We’ll all float on ok

Next year, tough guy. Next year. Right Syae?

In other news, I think Britta looks fab, especially her hair, given the circumstances. If I were her, I’d look like a wreck.

I don’t care-e-e-e-e

Oh man, I wish I didn’t care.

In any case, I’m sort of sad and annoyed because

• I missed the Brazilian Grand Prix
• and the opportunity to ogle look at world’s sexiest trainer [i.e. Tommi].
• Sebastian didn’t win the race
• and Button finished 5th so he ~wrapped up~ the championship.

In a nutshell, my life sucks but I still have a clean and consistent water supply, electricity and a roof over my head so I should be grateful and not whine because there’s other people who are doing off worse than I am.

God, I sound like a [not literally] flaming mother.

Not spaceman

Be right back.

Going to Brazil with a razor blade and shaving cream.

I wish.

Boys will be boys

Extremely knackered today because a bunch of friends and I went out yesterday to visit houses to celebrate Hari Raya. I was out from 11 AM to 11 PM. We were all perspiring and complaining about the weather and how uncomfortable our feet were. Crazy stuff. Notable moment of yesterday was Azy’s baby sister throwing up when I was carrying her. She proceeded to cry afterwards. I am such a lousy person.

Anyway, Japanese Formula 1 Grand Prix finished a couple of hours ago. Sebastian won and got ten points, whoo! Then he went to do a chest bump with Tommi Parmakoski, his hot Finnish trainer. I went slightly crazy because Tommi is so adorable, and so is Sebastian when he isn’t being insane or pouty, and seeing them both do a chest bump was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Haha, those two are like frat boys! In any case, more chest bumps and spontaneous interactions in front of the camera please!

See you when I see you.