You suck

You really do.

I’d call you a hot mess, but you’re just a mess

Since the computer in the hall refuses to function normally, I had to sit in front of the television and watch whatever that was on this afternoon.

Everything was dead boring so I switched to the German channel. DW-TV had a show called Made In Germany so I watched that even though it was in German. Halfway through the show, this dude started talking and his name appeared on the screen. Under his name was “Hutmacher” and I was like “What the heck’s that?” Then I remembered that time I was talking to my mum about Michael Schumacher and she’s like “Last time, if people had Schumacher in their names, that meant they came from a family of shoe makers.” And I was like “O…kay”

Anyway, after I recalled that incident, I figured that hutmacher meant hat-maker. Ooh, I’m so smart. Haha, no, not really. They showed that hutmacher guy making hats so obviously he’s a hat-maker, duh. Even an illiterate person would’ve known that.

By the way, shoe-maker in German is schuhmacher.

Last night, I dreamt that Button’s girlfriend got poisoned while swimming in a pool because someone accidentally poured correction liquid into the pool. I don’t actually know how she got poisoned because to get poisoned, she would’ve needed to ingest a lot of the pool water. Besides, it’s not like she’s a frog and can absorb the water through her skin. However the heck she got poisoned in my dream, it didn’t matter because she recovered and everything was ok. It was a weird dream. I just felt like sharing it.

Just for the record, Justin Bieber isn’t the next big thing. Take it easy, hormone-ridden, female teenagers. And to the teens who are about my age and are raving about him, shame on you. You should know better, for serious.

It’s totally official now. No Kimi next season. There’s rumours going around that Kimi might return in 2011 and drive for Red Bull Racing. Hopefully when he returns, Sebastian will still be at RBR and his trainer will still be Tommi. Mmm, I like that delicious prospect. Does that sound weird? Never mind. For now, bye-bye Kimi. Be good.

Also, new gif. image at the sidebar! It now has RBR’s logo and a picture of their driver and his trainer. =3 Ahaha, is that a cute emoticon or what? It looks a bit like a buttface though. Ahaha, whatever, I love it.

By the way, last night I played Sims and I got one of my Sims to ask a vampire to move in. He moved in and I gave him a makeover and a lot of plastic surgery. The vampire looks a bit like a woman now but at least his face is easier on the eyes.

Wow, that’s a pretty long entry. I didn’t even do much today. Oh well. More soon!

=3 SO CUTE!!

And they longed to be free one day

First and foremost, happy 44th birthday Singapore!

August has been ok, so far. I’ve been sitting for a couple of pre-prelim exams [What bullcrap is this?] and counting down the days to my brithday with Azy. I share the same birthday with him and he’s been reminding me the number of days we turn 17. We don’t actually know why we’re so excited but…yeah.

My aunt called me up yesterday. She spoke to me about the things I should do after O Levels or something. She was all “You don’t go working at fast food restaurants and things like that ok?” Then she said if I wanted to work, I should go to one of my uncles cause he owns an art gallery and he could probably give me some clerical work. After I hung up, I thought about my future for a while. I’m turning 20 in three years, and by then my brother will by 30 and my other brother will be 26. My parents will be super old when I’m 20. So old that I can’t mention their age here.

I kinda want to be Paula Malai Ali’s personal assistant at 20 before moving on to bigger things. From what I’ve seen on television and read online, I think Paula’s a fantastic character and I’d very much like to work with her. I don’t know if I’d be a good PA though.

Anyway, a couple of days ago, I realised that September will be coming in a couple of weeks. And that means the Singapore GP will take place in about a month. I won’t be going down to the circuit to watch the race or stalk the drivers as I’ll be busy studying for my O levels [Sure, studying] but for sure the air in Singapore will feel different. They’ve already got advertisements for the Singapore GP on the yellow taxis with that tagline “Nothing Else Comes Close” so I won’t be surprised if they put out the advertisements by mid-August.

Oh yeah, that also means Michael Schumacher will be coming to Singapore. He’s not my hero or anything but it’ll be cool to have him walking around the streets of Singapore and sweating all over the place. That’s what I like about the Singapore GP; all the drivers will be sweaty and they’d all be complaining about how hot Singapore is. My advice to them is to wear less clothes. Walk around topless, no one will mind.

While we’re talking about sports, the 09/10 English/Barclays [some use English, some use Barclays] Premier League is going to start soon. So will the Champions League. Starhub doesn’t have the right to broadcast Champions League matches so I’ll be following that through newspapers and the internet. I’m rather afraid about the football season. Arsenal just lost to Valencia last night and eeep, I’m scared.

All these awful moments

are the reasons why a certain holiday doesn’t exist in my calender.

Go to hell, elderly person.

“I’m not impressed by your perverted mouth breathing”

Transformers was pretty amazing. My heart started beating three times faster than usual whilst watching the movie, that’s got to say something right?

Anyway, the whole cinema was packed with people. Nearly every single seat was taken. Honestly though, if I were one of the people sitting really close to the screens, I’d just wait for another day to watch the film or for the DVD release. Why spend $7.50 and strain your neck? I reckon those dudes out front spent a lot of time looking at the legs of the Autobots and Decepticons.

I don’t want to be a spoiler, so bits and pieces about the movie will be hidden. Click at your own risk.