Guess which Arsenal player’s birthday falls on Boxing Day. Here are some hints to help you.
- He’s got brown hair
- He’s a midfielder
- He’s Welsh
That last one totally gave it away. Anyway, if you guessed Aaron Ramsey, then you’re absolutely right! Ding ding ding ding!
Yeah, so it’s his birthday today. Ika thought he turned 18 today but that was last year so he’s 19 now.
Here are a few pictures of Aaron, in case you haven’t a clue how he looks like.
Hahahaha, he’s hot shit, isn’t he? Taking photos of himself like that. Go Aaron! Ahahaha.
Unlike someone I know, this guy looks good with facial hair.
He likes to do this thing with his tongue. Cheeky.
More cheeky stuff from the Welsh wonderkid.
And finally a magazine scan of him looking all innocent and hard-working. And I’m sure he’s innocent and hard-working.
I actually scaled the pictures down so if you wanna see them in their original size, just right click and select view image.
Anyway, I’m off to attend to my bleeding forehead and my clothes. I still haven’t finished packing my stuff for Kuala Lumpur. And I’m leaving tomorrow morning, ahaha! Luckily the trip is only like 4 days. I’d call it a holiday but…eh…I’m accompanying my brother there cause he’s gonna study in university there. Either way, I’m gonna enjoy myself a little because I haven’t been out of the country since I was like 10! Even Fabian Vettel has been doing some travelling! He’s only 10 and he’s already been to F1 races and gone to Hungary and Spain to watch said F1 races. What a lucky kid.
More when I return from KL! If I bring my laptop to KL then I’ll probably update there. I’ll think about it. See you all.
Trust Red Bull Racing to come up with stuff like this. I love you guys so much, I think I want to work with you all in the future. It’ll be cool to do what Britta’s doing, but for starters, I don’t mind being the coffee girl or something. Seriously, no joke.
Ok, so the successful man isn’t a man I know personally. And he hasn’t achieved anything big, not yet anyway, but he’s a young man and so far, he’s done some pretty amazing things and received accolades for said amazing things.
Let me introduce to you the successful man.
*heavenly chimes*
That’s Sebastian Vettel, the somewhat successful man. He’s pretty successful for his age anyway, receiving plenty awards for being the youngest to do so and so. Good on you, Mr Vettel!
Here’s a couple more pictures of the fun-loving, risk-taking, speeding from Germany to Switzerland and getting a ticket for speeding German.
Sometimes I think he looks a bit like a sex crazed person, hahaha.
Which is why I prefer these sort of pictures. He’s got a very nice body to admire. I especially like his gluteus maximus, which I’m sure is quite firm.
When he isn’t looking like a pervert, he looks like an innocent young man. And I’m certain he’s a pure person with no cruel intentions whatsoever, heh heh.
Ok, enough of the German. Time to move on to the woman, and man, who, in one way or another, helped him become successful this year.
Everyone,
Meet Britta Roeske.
She’s Austrian [right?] and she’s one of the press officers in Red Bull Racing. More importantly, she’s Sebastian’s press officer. That pretty much means she has to go after Sebastian with a recorder to record his interviews and whatnot. From what I read, she’s a very busy person because everyone wants to interview Sebastian and heh, guess who has to schedule it? Either way, she’s a fabulous lady because after a long day of running here and there, she still manages to look presentable.
I wonder why Sebastian’s dad has a slight frown. Maybe Britta’s telling him about his son’s shenanigans?
Britta before she became Sebastian’s press officer. How does she stay looking so great? I wanna know her secret!
Oh, here’s a video! It’s mostly Sebastian but Britta’s there.
My favourite part of the entry, the man behind the successful man! I hope that doesn’t sound wrong, hee.
I present Tommi Parmakoski, i.e. Sebastian Vettel’s trainer! I love him in this picture, he looks so cute! Just like this: =3
In one of my entries, I mentioned that =3 reminds me of a buttface but Tommi is not a buttface. He’s just a lovely 26 year old dude from Finland who used to play ice hockey for Minot State. I don’t know how I know this information. *shifty eyes*
He’s a pleasant person, seen smiling quite often. He’s usually smiling when Sebastian is smiling. I don’t know what sort of pants Tommi is wearing, probably track pants or windpants, but it looks a whole lot better than Sebastian’s jeans. Damn it, Euis, whatever happened to “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”? Why am I talking to myself?
Right, so more smiles, but this time I’m not sure if he’s smiling just because the camera’s there or he’s smiling because he’s really happy.
Haha, I don’t know why Sebastian’s race engineer, the dude on the left, looks kinda down. Tommi looks quite irritated here. Irritated or not, he’s a helpful person, carrying an umbrella, a water bottle and a jacket. The jacket’s obviously for him and probably the water bottle as well but I’m quite certain that the umbrella is mostly for Sebastian’s use.
See? Helpful. Then again, he is getting paid to do all that right? Who pays him though? Red Bull Racing or Sebastian? I’m puzzled. On a side note, isn’t that a really big pair of scissors? Those aren’t scissors, those are freaking garden shears. Haha, I kid. Honestly though, those scissors are large. They remind me of scissors that are used in the kitchen and scissors used by tailors.
He might be making fun of Sebastian’s choice of footwear in this picture, thus Sebastian’s not-entirely-pleased expression. Ha, I’d make fun of Sebastian’s shoes as well. Well, I already have made fun of it, and the other things he chooses to put on, but just not in front of his face.
When Tommi’s not busy smiling or being helpful or making fun of Sebastian’s shoes, he tends to frown. I kinda have that habit too but it’s usually when I have my contact lenses on and I’m in an air-conditioned room for a prolonged period of time. I won’t be frowning though, I’d be scowling. There’s a difference because scowling is a more pissed off and threatening look.
Uhm…that should be Tommi but I don’t know why he looks a little bit shorter and more bloated than usual. Oh wait, he’s shorter because he’s taking a bigger step than Sebastian. I cannot explain his relatively bloated face. Hee, bloat is such a funny word!
Sometimes I feel bad for Tommi because even though he’s the older one, he’s going after Sebastian with umbrellas, water bottles and whatnot. I especially felt bad for him when I was watching qualifying for the Brazil Grand Prix this year. Sebastian didn’t get into the 2nd qualifying session and was pretty pissed off, with the slim title chances slipping through his fingers and whatnot, and after he changed out of his suit, someone got him to sign a document and afterwards, he pretty much threw the paper in Tommi’s direction. Now, I know that Sebastian was angry and he probably didn’t mean to be rude but I’m just saying that I feel awful for Tommi. And yes, the Finn is paid to put up with that amongst other stuff but eh, you know.
Anyway, video time!
Aww, just look at him, smiling while trying to squeeze his way past. Oh man, if I were there, I’d get Sebastian’s autograph and picture, say something to him and then spend as long as I can to talk to Tommi. Though I’d probably be speechless, or not, depending on my mood.
I think I went a little overboard with the pictures…oops. Oh well, it’s not that many pictures. After I practice smiling, it’s off to bed. Am practising my smile because I’m taking a picture for my passport renewal. I need a new passport because I’ll be jet-setting all over the world next year to watch F1 races at various countries. Haha, no. I’m going to Malaysia in a few weeks time but I’ll tell that story another day.
Oh, and, WHOOO!!! ARSENAL 2, LIVERPOOL 1!!! Heck yes, bitches!
Since the computer in the hall refuses to function normally, I had to sit in front of the television and watch whatever that was on this afternoon.
Everything was dead boring so I switched to the German channel. DW-TV had a show called Made In Germany so I watched that even though it was in German. Halfway through the show, this dude started talking and his name appeared on the screen. Under his name was “Hutmacher” and I was like “What the heck’s that?” Then I remembered that time I was talking to my mum about Michael Schumacher and she’s like “Last time, if people had Schumacher in their names, that meant they came from a family of shoe makers.” And I was like “O…kay”
Anyway, after I recalled that incident, I figured that hutmacher meant hat-maker. Ooh, I’m so smart. Haha, no, not really. They showed that hutmacher guy making hats so obviously he’s a hat-maker, duh. Even an illiterate person would’ve known that.
By the way, shoe-maker in German is schuhmacher.
Last night, I dreamt that Button’s girlfriend got poisoned while swimming in a pool because someone accidentally poured correction liquid into the pool. I don’t actually know how she got poisoned because to get poisoned, she would’ve needed to ingest a lot of the pool water. Besides, it’s not like she’s a frog and can absorb the water through her skin. However the heck she got poisoned in my dream, it didn’t matter because she recovered and everything was ok. It was a weird dream. I just felt like sharing it.
Just for the record, Justin Bieber isn’t the next big thing. Take it easy, hormone-ridden, female teenagers. And to the teens who are about my age and are raving about him, shame on you. You should know better, for serious.
It’s totally official now. No Kimi next season. Rumours are going around that Kimi might return in 2011 and drive for Red Bull Racing. Hopefully when he returns, Sebastian will still be at RBR and his trainer will still be Tommi. Mmm, I like that delicious prospect. Does that sound weird? Never mind. For now, bye-bye Kimi. Be good.
Also, new gif. image at the sidebar! It now has RBR’s logo and a picture of their driver and his trainer. =3 Ahaha, is that a cute emoticon or what? It looks a bit like a buttface though. Ahaha, whatever, I love it.
By the way, last night I played Sims and I got one of my Sims to ask a vampire to move in. He moved in and I gave him a makeover and a lot of plastic surgery. The vampire looks a bit like a woman now but at least his face is easier on the eyes.
Wow, that’s a pretty long entry. I didn’t even do much today. Oh well. More soon!
TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM NO LONGER GOING TO STUDY MATHEMATICS.
EVER!
That is all.
Well, except for one more thing: This week’s F1 race will be the last for this season and I’m pretty sad about it.
In any case, go RBR. You too, Ferrari. I’m going to miss seeing you in red, Kimi.
Before I go, have you guys heard about the mantyhose? It’s basically pantyhose for dudes. I heard about it on the radio a couple of weeks ago and oh God, I think it’s so ridiculous. I swear, if I see a guy wearing mantyhose, I will stop in my tracks, point directly at him, laugh, continue pointing, laugh some more and then say “DUDE. WHY ARE YOU WEARING PANTYHOSE?” I’m all for guys wearing eyeliner, or guyliner, putting on body lotion and stuff but mantyhose is over the line.
-Arsenal Football Club and the English Premier League is everything.
-Scuderia Ferrari and Formula 1 is also everything.
-Money is very essential.
-Littering is a bad habit.
-So is wasting electricity and water.
So that's where you said what!