I’d call you a hot mess, but you’re just a mess

Since the computer in the hall refuses to function normally, I had to sit in front of the television and watch whatever that was on this afternoon.

Everything was dead boring so I switched to the German channel. DW-TV had a show called Made In Germany so I watched that even though it was in German. Halfway through the show, this dude started talking and his name appeared on the screen. Under his name was “Hutmacher” and I was like “What the heck’s that?” Then I remembered that time I was talking to my mum about Michael Schumacher and she’s like “Last time, if people had Schumacher in their names, that meant they came from a family of shoe makers.” And I was like “O…kay”

Anyway, after I recalled that incident, I figured that hutmacher meant hat-maker. Ooh, I’m so smart. Haha, no, not really. They showed that hutmacher guy making hats so obviously he’s a hat-maker, duh. Even an illiterate person would’ve known that.

By the way, shoe-maker in German is schuhmacher.

Last night, I dreamt that Button’s girlfriend got poisoned while swimming in a pool because someone accidentally poured correction liquid into the pool. I don’t actually know how she got poisoned because to get poisoned, she would’ve needed to ingest a lot of the pool water. Besides, it’s not like she’s a frog and can absorb the water through her skin. However the heck she got poisoned in my dream, it didn’t matter because she recovered and everything was ok. It was a weird dream. I just felt like sharing it.

Just for the record, Justin Bieber isn’t the next big thing. Take it easy, hormone-ridden, female teenagers. And to the teens who are about my age and are raving about him, shame on you. You should know better, for serious.

It’s totally official now. No Kimi next season. There’s rumours going around that Kimi might return in 2011 and drive for Red Bull Racing. Hopefully when he returns, Sebastian will still be at RBR and his trainer will still be Tommi. Mmm, I like that delicious prospect. Does that sound weird? Never mind. For now, bye-bye Kimi. Be good.

Also, new gif. image at the sidebar! It now has RBR’s logo and a picture of their driver and his trainer. =3 Ahaha, is that a cute emoticon or what? It looks a bit like a buttface though. Ahaha, whatever, I love it.

By the way, last night I played Sims and I got one of my Sims to ask a vampire to move in. He moved in and I gave him a makeover and a lot of plastic surgery. The vampire looks a bit like a woman now but at least his face is easier on the eyes.

Wow, that’s a pretty long entry. I didn’t even do much today. Oh well. More soon!

=3 SO CUTE!!

Considering lacto-vegetarianism

I made an omelette for brunch today. Omelettes require eggs, otherwise it won’t be called omelettes, so I took out two eggs from the fridge and cracked them into a bowl.

It wasn’t just yolk and albumen [that's fancy talk for egg white] that I got.
Yeah, is that gross or what?

I really haven’t an idea what the heck that bloody circle is. All I know is that it’s a round-shaped bloody thing. Ugh, looking at it makes me want to throw up.

Anyway, I considered going lacto-vegetarian for five seconds but then after I dumped that thing down the sink, I went to get another egg and made my omelette.

A couple of hours ago, I ate some Oreos. Okay, not some. I ate 9 Oreos. Without the white centre, cause I hate that bit.

Here’s the end result. Last night, I ate 9 Oreos, again without the white interior, and the end result was similar. If I hadn’t thrown away the cream, I could’ve piled yesterday’s filling with today’s filling and gotten a taller mound of white filling.

There you go. Another exciting day of my exciting life.

Edit: It was Christian Horner’s birthday yesterday! Not that I know the Red Bull Racing team principal personally but I think he’s such an amazing guy! Happy belated birthday!

We’ll all float on ok

Next year, tough guy. Next year. Right Syae?

In other news, I think Britta looks fab, especially her hair, given the circumstances. If I were her, I’d look like a wreck.

I don’t care-e-e-e-e

Oh man, I wish I didn’t care.

In any case, I’m sort of sad and annoyed because

• I missed the Brazilian Grand Prix
• and the opportunity to ogle look at world’s sexiest trainer [i.e. Tommi].
• Sebastian didn’t win the race
• and Button finished 5th so he ~wrapped up~ the championship.

In a nutshell, my life sucks but I still have a clean and consistent water supply, electricity and a roof over my head so I should be grateful and not whine because there’s other people who are doing off worse than I am.

God, I sound like a [not literally] flaming mother.

Not spaceman

Be right back.

Going to Brazil with a razor blade and shaving cream.

I wish.