Mark’s greetings:
Sebastian’s greetings:
Trust Red Bull Racing to come up with stuff like this. I love you guys so much, I think I want to work with you all in the future. It’ll be cool to do what Britta’s doing, but for starters, I don’t mind being the coffee girl or something. Seriously, no joke.
And I’m here to prove today’s title!
Ok, so the successful man isn’t a man I know personally. And he hasn’t achieved anything big, not yet anyway, but he’s a young man and so far, he’s done some pretty amazing things and received accolades for said amazing things.
Let me introduce to you the successful man.
*heavenly chimes*
That’s Sebastian Vettel, the somewhat successful man. He’s pretty successful for his age anyway, receiving plenty awards for being the youngest to do so and so. Good on you, Mr Vettel!
Here’s a couple more pictures of the fun-loving, risk-taking, speeding from Germany to Switzerland and getting a ticket for speeding German.
Sometimes I think he looks a bit like a sex crazed person, hahaha.
Which is why I prefer these sort of pictures. He’s got a very nice body to admire. I especially like his gluteus maximus, which I’m sure is quite firm.
When he isn’t looking like a pervert, he looks like an innocent young man. And I’m certain he’s a pure person with no cruel intentions whatsoever, heh heh.
Ok, enough of the German. Time to move on to the woman, and man, who, in one way or another, helped him become successful this year.
Everyone,
Meet Britta Roeske.
She’s Austrian [right?] and she’s one of the press officers in Red Bull Racing. More importantly, she’s Sebastian’s press officer. That pretty much means she has to go after Sebastian with a recorder to record his interviews and whatnot. From what I read, she’s a very busy person because everyone wants to interview Sebastian and heh, guess who has to schedule it? Either way, she’s a fabulous lady because after a long day of running here and there, she still manages to look presentable.
I wonder why Sebastian’s dad has a slight frown. Maybe Britta’s telling him about his son’s shenanigans?
Britta before she became Sebastian’s press officer. How does she stay looking so great? I wanna know her secret!
Oh, here’s a video! It’s mostly Sebastian but Britta’s there.
My favourite part of the entry, the man behind the successful man! I hope that doesn’t sound wrong, hee.
I present Tommi Parmakoski, i.e. Sebastian Vettel’s trainer! I love him in this picture, he looks so cute! Just like this: =3
In one of my entries, I mentioned that =3 reminds me of a buttface but Tommi is not a buttface. He’s just a lovely 26 year old dude from Finland who used to play ice hockey for Minot State. I don’t know how I know this information. *shifty eyes*
He’s a pleasant person, seen smiling quite often. He’s usually smiling when Sebastian is smiling. I don’t know what sort of pants Tommi is wearing, probably track pants or windpants, but it looks a whole lot better than Sebastian’s jeans. Damn it, Euis, whatever happened to “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all”? Why am I talking to myself?
Right, so more smiles, but this time I’m not sure if he’s smiling just because the camera’s there or he’s smiling because he’s really happy.
Haha, I don’t know why Sebastian’s race engineer, the dude on the left, looks kinda down. Tommi looks quite irritated here. Irritated or not, he’s a helpful person, carrying an umbrella, a water bottle and a jacket. The jacket’s obviously for him and probably the water bottle as well but I’m quite certain that the umbrella is mostly for Sebastian’s use.
See? Helpful. Then again, he is getting paid to do all that right? Who pays him though? Red Bull Racing or Sebastian? I’m puzzled. On a side note, isn’t that a really big pair of scissors? Those aren’t scissors, those are freaking garden shears. Haha, I kid. Honestly though, those scissors are large. They remind me of scissors that are used in the kitchen and scissors used by tailors.
He might be making fun of Sebastian’s choice of footwear in this picture, thus Sebastian’s not-entirely-pleased expression. Ha, I’d make fun of Sebastian’s shoes as well. Well, I already have made fun of it, and the other things he chooses to put on, but just not in front of his face.
When Tommi’s not busy smiling or being helpful or making fun of Sebastian’s shoes, he tends to frown. I kinda have that habit too but it’s usually when I have my contact lenses on and I’m in an air-conditioned room for a prolonged period of time. I won’t be frowning though, I’d be scowling. There’s a difference because scowling is a more pissed off and threatening look.
Uhm…that should be Tommi but I don’t know why he looks a little bit shorter and more bloated than usual. Oh wait, he’s shorter because he’s taking a bigger step than Sebastian. I cannot explain his relatively bloated face. Hee, bloat is such a funny word!
Sometimes I feel bad for Tommi because even though he’s the older one, he’s going after Sebastian with umbrellas, water bottles and whatnot. I especially felt bad for him when I was watching qualifying for the Brazil Grand Prix this year. Sebastian didn’t get into the 2nd qualifying session and was pretty pissed off, with the slim title chances slipping through his fingers and whatnot, and after he changed out of his suit, someone got him to sign a document and afterwards, he pretty much threw the paper in Tommi’s direction. Now, I know that Sebastian was angry and he probably didn’t mean to be rude but I’m just saying that I feel awful for Tommi. And yes, the Finn is paid to put up with that amongst other stuff but eh, you know.
Anyway, video time!
Aww, just look at him, smiling while trying to squeeze his way past. Oh man, if I were there, I’d get Sebastian’s autograph and picture, say something to him and then spend as long as I can to talk to Tommi. Though I’d probably be speechless, or not, depending on my mood.
I think I went a little overboard with the pictures…oops. Oh well, it’s not that many pictures. After I practice smiling, it’s off to bed. Am practising my smile because I’m taking a picture for my passport renewal. I need a new passport because I’ll be jet-setting all over the world next year to watch F1 races at various countries. Haha, no. I’m going to Malaysia in a few weeks time but I’ll tell that story another day.
Oh, and, WHOOO!!! ARSENAL 2, LIVERPOOL 1!!! Heck yes, bitches!
What’s happening ladies and men? I have been a busy person. As you all may or may not know, I have gotten a job and I started two days ago. Yeah, Euis is working! Whoo! Well, no, not really. I’m an intern at my uncle’s art gallery and I’ll be interning for about 5 months or something along those lines.
Anyway, yesterday there was an opening reception at the art gallery so I had to do stuff like bringing chairs out, wiping tables and windows, cleaning wine glasses and preparing finger food. My brother, Rory, and his friend came to the gallery an hour or so before the reception cause they were helping out with food and beverage.
So while we were planning what we needed to do next and whatever, my brother kept on quoting stuff from a movie while doing hand gestures and then laughing really loudly. He said it was from Inglourious Basterds.
And of course, I just had to look it up on YouTube.
It starts at 1:36.
I like the blonde, she’s got that fabulous air of pride and sophistication. And I love how Brad Pitt’s character is speaking Italian with a heavy accent.
It’s getting pretty late and tomorrow I’ve got to get up early so that’s all for now. Another post on Monday or Tuesday when I’m off. I’ll include behind the scenes pictures of an opening exhibition night.
Oh, and not that I’m a fan of the Twilight series or anything like that, but Taylor Lautner is a sexy beast in New Moon — literally! He’s got all these firm, delicious looking muscles and tanned skin, and he’s a werewolf so hahaha, what a sexy beast! Does Robert Pattinson have a bigger female fanbase than Taylor? If so, I wonder why. I mean, hello, Robert plays a skinny, emo vampire and Taylor’s a totally fit animal. Ok, so maybe Robert’s face is a little easier on the eyes but Taylor’s not that bad looking. Facial features aside, I wonder who I’d choose? A sad vampire or a sexy werewolf?
Wow, I sound so shallow.
Hi ladies and dudes. Guess what, I fail at typing. Hahahaha. I was telling Ika over MSN about Sebastian Vettel buying a farm and I was like “hahaha, petani. pentai Vettel.” And not a second later, I was like “petani la. omg, typing fail.”
Petani is Malay for farmer, by the way. I haven’t an idea what pentai is.
K, I’m not here to talk about Sebastian Vettel being a farmer. I’m here to show pictures from Sims 2!
You know what? I feel so bad for the F1 drivers, team principals and pit crew, and the media people from other countries. They’re all so sweaty, sticky and uncomfortable in the weather here. At the same time, I don’t feel that awful for them and I’m just like “Hahaha, suck that. Now you know how I feel everyday.”
Either way, I kind of want to donate towels to them and apologise about how sucky the weather is here.
ETA:
Found a video.
I don’t like this promotional video. It’s so stiff and unconvincing. The way Sebastian speaks is so dull and monotonous, and it’s as if he’s reading it off a big board or something. He just doesn’t seem to be selling it. I don’t blame him though, I blame the people who made this advertisement.
So that's where you said what!